Porn Review: Karma's a Bitch

While watching this my husband looked at me and asked "was this written by a 9 year old?"

And I can't say I blame him. It's bad. Karma overacts even for porn, there's a lot of unnecessary spitting, the lesbian scene was clearly staged by someone that's never had lesbian sex, there's a scene that I just don't understand and more. But let's start at the top. 

The video is called Karma's a Bitch and it's put out by Archangel and directed by MimeFreak. There are 5 scenes, all featuring Karmen Karma and a variety of costars. 

Scene 1: 

Not sure why but this starts with her being carried into an odd black room by a black guy in jeans and a hoodie. Reasonably normal sex scene follows, though I will say I don't think she came once. 

Scene 2:

This was the lesbian scene that prompted question of who wrote this. It was not sexy and really oddly had both women dressed the same. It involved both of them deep throating a dildo at the same time, so much spit it was just everywhere, using a double ended dildo for dual anal, and a lot of overreaction to silly things. Oh, and her scene partner Adriana was definitely showing off her ability to squirt in this one.

Scene 3: 

I don't get the start of this scene. Karma calls a friend from the side of the road, tells her distract someone, then runs in with a knife and mask to kidnap the guy, tells her friend to come with. Now they're in a room and karma threatens him with a knife to take out his cock, they go down on him. Apparently she did this because she's horny? Follows a reasonably normal FFM threesome. Though at one point the other girl gives Karma an awesome look that plainly says "girl, you're overreacting." Oh and, there's a hilarious part where Karma sucks on one ball and it sticks out oddly on the side of the ballsack in a strange way. I will say this scene was the first one I was sure Karma came in so, kudos for that?

We got bored and distracted and watched the extra scenes at this point. Since I have to return the rental in the morning I won't get to watch the rest. The other two scenes are:

Scene 4: MF water scene

Scene 5: DP

I've seen other reviews that were glowing but I just can't agree. She's pretty, I like her ink, but the fake ass loud overreactions at asinine things just doesn't impress me. Apparently this was her first anal, her first lesbian anal, her first interracial, and her first dp. Good for her, I hope she made a lot, but as a viewer? I wasn't impressed, turned on, or even particularly entertained.

Note: I did not receive this for free, or a discount, it was rented from my work at the normal rental costs.